Wednesday, February 4, 2009

non veg jokes

Ladki ki T-Shirt per bani Billi ko ladka ghoorney laga
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Ladki: Kabhi Billi nahi dekhi kya?

Ladka: Dekha hai par Doodh ki rakhwali karte paheli baar dekh raha hoon.

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Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa kar dhoodh pio

Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu
main khoob peeta hoon per
woh dabaanay nahee dayte!

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Prostitute left her profession
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Principal: Can U teach zoology/biology/or physiology.
Prostitute: No, only DALOGY & NIKALOGY
 
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Santa touched Jeeto's boobs and sung:
Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.

Jeeto touched his penis and said:
Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
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Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS
to majanu ne khai MINTOFRESH,
 
jab majnuko karana ho IMPRESS to
laila ko utarna hoga pura DRESS
bole to ekdam FRESH!!
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Machis aur Sex, donon mein
friction hota hi hai.
Bas, ek mein aag lagata hai,
dusre mein aag buzata hai,
par friction donon mein hota hai.
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3 gujrati women went to chaat shop.

Ist woman: manne chat.
2ND woman: manne ragdo(tikki).

3RD woman: manne pehle chat phir ragdo!!

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Ek nokrani ko room say condom milla, to boli, Malkan....? Yeh kya
hai? Malkan boli: Kya tum log sex nahi kertay? Nokrani boli: Hum Sex

kertay to hain, per aisa nahi k chamdee hi uttar jaey

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