said: "kiya ye bacha **** ker sakta hae?" Boy said silently "hilana
mat, werna case har jao gi"
----------------------
Jab tumhare **** hua, to tumne kia mehsoos kia? Girl: ladoo agar
zabardasti khilaya jaye to bhi lagta metha hae na
--------------------------
A angreji prostitute after taking cock of a sardaar in her mouth, "Rs1000
nikalo wera kaat longi", sardaar: "Rs5000 nikalo werna peshab
kerdon ga"
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Judge: Why did u kill ur husband? Lady: He called me home from work,
took me to bedroom, removed my clothes, laid me on bed, spread my
legs and said, "April Fool".
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Feelings of girls after Sex and Exam are same. Like: Kitna lamba
tha...!!! Kaash thoda time aur mil jata...!!! Pehlay kitna dar lag
raha tha na...!!! Baad mein patta hi nahi challa k kab ho gya...!!!
3 ghantay mujhay saans hi nahi aee...!!! Aagay ka to theek tha, per
peechay ka kitna mushkil tha...!!!
---------------------
Ek larki thi Sexy si, ek lund pay woh marti thi, chori-chori,
chupkay chupkay, choot pay khujli kerti thi, chudna tha shayad us
ko, per lambay lund say woh darti thi. Jab milti thi mujh say, yehi
poocha kerti thi, yeh lund kaisa hota hai, yeh lund kaisa hota
hai??? Aur mein yehi keh daita tha, Kailay jaisa hota hai.
------------------------
Ek totle ko interview mae 4 words bolne they: Institute, Aptitude,
Magnitude, Subtitute, totla bola "in ki chut, ap ki chut, ma ki
chut, sub ki chut"
----------------------------
Bache ki sehat ke liye zarori hae maa ka doodh or bacha ke baap ki
sehat ke liye bacha ki maa ki chot.
------------------------------------
Mirza Galib ne her baat per sher kaha, shadi hue to sher keha,
ghongat uthaya to sher keha, kapre utarein to sher kehan, tangein
utjaein tab yeah sher bola " le aye phir kehan par kismet humain
kehan se, ye to wohi jaga hae nikley they hum jehan se"
-------------------------------
Santa "kal main teri bhabi ki yaad mae bottle da sahara lita",
Banta "te phir ki hua", santa, " bhenchod mera lund bottle wich phas
gaya"
----------------------------
Chut ka Kamal (Poem)
Suno bhai suno...
Dekho land mera ho gaya lal
Re dekho chut ka kamal.....||
Jab se dekha ye gulabi mast mal
Badal gayi mere raja ki chal....||
Kehta hai jaldi se ise andar dal
Bura kiya is ne mera hal........||
Kya mast hai mal uspe chhote choote ye kale bal
Na kar ab intejar, Dil hua jaye be karar jaldi se dal .
Chut rani meri badi sayani chudne k pehle chhore he pani,
Land raja kahe dekh meri bat hai mani nikle chut se pani ..
khatam kar ye kahani.. || - ||
Have a Nice fucking friends.....
Agar chut nahi to do hath ko chhut maro muth.
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