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A fat electrician while having sex asks his wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam hai? 

Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam hai...

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Arz Kiya hai.... 

College se nikalte hi kitaabain seenay se laga leti ho, 


Hum kya marr gaye jo khud hi daba leti ho!
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Teacher gave a sentence to Pappu for translation 

Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi 

Pappu: Due to happiness, his chest turned into breasts
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Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to kya hota? 

Toh chautha(4th) bandar underwear ke saamne haath karke khada hota.
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Subah-2 jab khirki kholay, fruitwala zore se bole: 8 rupay ke 12

kelay, kum paray to mera lelay
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Father explaining to Son to not go to prostitutes:

Puttar if u go to prostitutes… “tainu AIDS ho jaayega,

phir teri woti nu….,

phir mainu….,


phir teri maa nu…. aur

phir saare pind (village) nu….
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Skoda recently launched new car model namd LAURA all drivers will hav tough time wen their Memsahab will say 

"Driver Laura Nikalo"
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Wat is d tragedy of hindi film sholay? 

Ek to thakur ki biwi nahi thi upar se gabbar ne uske haath bhi kaat diye!!
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Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche Taj par! 

Moorkh tha Shahjahan jo karodo kharche Taj par! 
Roz ek nayi mumtaz aati.. uss karodo ke byaaj par.

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Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. 
Santa: Wanna try it? 

Banta: No way. I was born coz 

of broken rubber & I don't 
wanna die because of it
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Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar, 
Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka Intezaar Na Kar, 
Channel Badal Aur FTV Laga Le Bachcha, 
ESPN Par Sania Ke Jhukne Ka Intezar Na Kar
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Husband : Please Aaj Karne do 
Wife: No! 

Husband: Jewellery Le Dunga 
Wife : No! 


Husband : Ghar Le Dunga 
Wife : No! 

Beta Bola : Papa Meri Maarlo Aur Cycle Dilado!!
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Beta kya kaam karte ho? 

"Ji samaj seva karta Hoon." 


Matlab? 

"Gire huve ko uthata hoon, 
Bichade huye ko Milata hoon" 

Woh Kaise? 

"Bra banata hoon."
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A man was pressing lady's boobs in a crowded bus. 

Lady, "Excuse me... Yeh aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!" 
Man, "Itni bheed mein is se achha ho hi nahi sakta
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