Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Indian hain,
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
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eacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…
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Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
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Boy and girl of class 2nd asked teacher: "Can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied "NO Never!!"
Boy said to Girl : "Dekha! main ne kaha tha na! Tu aise he dar rahi thi"
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Master: Beta batao tumhare hath main kitni unglian hain?
Bacha: 6(Six)
Master: Haramzade kitni baar kaha hai k hath chaddi main daal ker nahi gina kar...!
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Wedding night ki subah Dulhe ne Dulhan se Pocha.
"Kesa Mehsoos ker rahi ho?"
Dulhan: Aap ne to mujhe College k dino ki yaad dila di.
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santa sex karte hue wife se bola aaj pitch gili hai jaldi out ho jaunga.
wife boli aapko to out hone ka bahana hi chahiye, kal isi pitch pe banta ne shatak lagaya tha..lol
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